Every now and then, you come accross a piece of clothing on eBay that you just know you have to own, even though you have no use for it and you know you will never wear it outside of the privacy of your own home.

These Hickey Freeman Black Watch scratchy wool tartan GTH trousers thrifted on eBay fall into that category — I just can’t imagine when I’ll actually be wearing these… So here’s the photo just to capture the moment.

Brioni blazer thrifted on eBay. Velvet slippers by Stradel’s.